Dialogues: Johnlock domestics

Holmes the cold rational intellectual versus Watson the passionate fighter. Head & fists, logic & emotion, reasoning & acting.
Friendship stories can be as beautiful and powerful as love stories. Friendship may be a kind of love, in a way.   

That is really a major trump card of the serie: domestics -as Mrs Hudson calls it- between Sherlock and John, the Johnlock couple. As in every couple, it can go from simple teasing to harsh words and long-lasting quarrel. 
These scene are present in each episode, I chose just some of them.

Sherlock - John - 

1.2. The blind banker. Going to the museum:

-  I need an advice.

(John smiles) - What, sorry?

- You heard it perfectly, I'm not repeating it.

- You need an advice? 

- On painting, yes.

1.3. The great game /At Baker Street:

- A head. A cut head. There is a bloody head in the fringe!

- Where was I supposed to put it?

Sherlock insists on John trying to analyse data and making deductions. Reluctant, fearing an humiliation, John finally accepts and makes several pertinent observations.

- So?

- Well, John, very well. I mean, you've missed practically all that's important but... You know...

 And later, in a rare moment when Sherlock give up any pride:

- Oh, I've disappointed you?

- Good deduction!

- Don't think people are heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.

2.1. A scandal in Belgravia / In the street, before meeting Irene Adler:

- Punch me! Did you hear me?

- I always hear “punch me” when you're talking, but it's usually sub-text.

- Oh, for God's sakes!

He gives a punch to John, who replies.

- Thank you, that was...

John goes on punching

- Ok, I think we're done now John

John (still fighting) – You want to remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier. I killed people.

- You were a doctor.

- I had bad days...

2.2. The Hound of Baskerville / Two exceptions there: Sherlock is totally upset because, for the first time, he can't trust his own senses. After harsh words toward John, he tries to makes some excuses -sort of excuses.

(John, resentful) - You're being funny now?

- Thought it might break the ice a bit.

- Funny doesn't suit you. I'd stick to ice.

And a few minutes later:

- You're amazing, you're fantastic!

- Yes, all right, you don't have to overdo it.

- You've never been the most luminous of people, but as a conductor of light, you're unbeatable. Some people who aren't geniuses have an amazing ability to stimulate it in others.

3.3. His last vow / A beautiful dialogue with Mary and Mrs Hudson:

If you didn't see the episode, don't read, SPOILER!

- Is everyone I ever met a psycopath?

- Yes. Good that we have settled that. Now...

- Shut up! And stay shut up. Because this is not funny. Not this time.

- I didn't say it was funny.

- (turns to Mary) You... What have I ever done, my whole life, to deserve you?

- Everything.

- Sherlock, I told you, shut up!

- No, I mean it, seriously. Everything. Everything you ever done is what you did.

- Sherlock, one more word and you will not need morphine.

- You are a doctor who went to war. You're a man who couldn't stay in the suburbs for more than a month without storming a crack den and beating up a junkie. Your best friend is a sociopath who solves crimes as an alternative to getting high. That's me, by the way. Hello. Even the landlady used to run a drug cartel.

- (Mrs Hudson) It was my husband's cartel. I was just typing.

- And exotic dancing.

- Sherlock Holmes, if you've been YouTubing...

- John, you're addicted to a certain lifestyle. You're abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people, so is it truly such a suprise that the woman you fall in love with conforms to that pattern ?

- But she wasn't supposed to be like that. Why is she like that ?

- Because you chose her.

- Why is everything always … my fault!

- (Mrs Hudson, because of the noise) Ooh, the neighbours!

3. Christmas ep. The abominable bride
- You amaze me.
- I do ?
- Since when have you any kind of imagination ?
- Perhaps since I convinced the reading public that an unprinciple drug addict was some kind of a gentleman hero.